Funny WiFi Names

     Sara and I have two WiFi networks at Home (we’re not STRONG sharers) “Searching….” and “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan”… can you guess whose is whose? Turbofuture has put together a SOLID list of eyebrow raisers.

FUNNY

1. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
3. Wi-Fight the Inevitable
4. It Burns When IP
5. Abraham Linksys
6. Silence of the LAN
7. Bandwidth Together
8. Nacho Wifi
9. No More Mister Wifi
10. No LAN for the Wicked
11. I Believe Wi Can Fi
12. Where the Wild Pings Are
13. New England Clam Router
14. Go Go Router Rangers
15. IP Steady Streams
16. The Promised LAN
17. PorqueFi
18. The LAN Before Time
19. Slower than Yo Momma
20. LAN of Milk and Honey
21. The LAN of the Free
22. I Did Your Wifi Last Night
23. Wi-Fight When We Can Make Love
24. Wham Bam Thank You LAN
25. Winter WonderLAN
26. The Internet
27. Click Here for Wifi
28. Click Here to Download
29. I Now Pronounce You Man and Wifi
30. Move On
31. IP a Lot
32. Jump on the Bandwidth
33. Bandwidth on the Run
34. Not the Wifi You’re Looking For
35. Titanic Syncing
36. Get off my LAN
37. This LAN Is My LAN
38. This LAN is Your LAN
39. Untrusted Network
40. No Internet Access
41. Connected, Secured
42. Router? I Hardly Knew Her
43. Who Pooped in the Pool
44. Definitely Not Wifi
45. Escaped Nigerian Prince
46. Whose Car Alarm is That
47. If I Had Your Wifi Wouldn’t Need Internet
48. I Left the Seat Up
49. Byte Me
50. You Fart Pretty Loud

COOL

1. Keep it on the Download
2. Wu Tang LAN
3. Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
4. The Password is…
5. Open Sesame
6. Everyday I’m buffering
7. Girls Gone Wireless
8. Lag Out Loud
9. Hit the Road Jack Input
10. And Don’t You Come Back
11. No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo
12. Blind Sight
13. Keep it on the download
14. Wifi Fever
15. Now you see me…
16. Sweet Victory
17. Life on the Line
18. Cut the Wire
19. Wi-Fi, do you love me?
20. Since 1997
21. AA Meeting
22. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
23. Final Fantasy Finally Finishes
24. Pokemon Slo
25. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
26. Modem Pole
27. Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi
28. Wi-Fry Chicken
29. Lifeblood
30. Living on the Wire
31. Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN
32. W^3
33. Join My Bandwidth
34. Wifi Art Thou Romeo
35. Russian Hackers
36. We’ve Got the Goods
37. Guess Where We Live
38. Is it me you’re looking for?
39. 12C is the Loneliest Number
40. Safe Levels of Radiation

CLEVER

1. Panic at the Cisco
2. Wi-Fight the Feeling
3. IanTernet
4. Cheeses Take the Wheel
5. For Whom the Belkin Tolls
6. RIP Net Neutrality
7. Who What When Where WiFi
8. Wi FI Fo Fum
9. JackPott
10. Printer Only
11. Daily Bread
12. Searching…
13. One if by LAN…
14. AAAAAAAAAA
15. Wi of the Figer
16. FBI Channel 90210
17. FBI Van 13
18. Surveillance Van
19. Witness Protection
20. Tell My Wifi Love Her
21. Tell Your Wifi Love Her
22. Your Wifi My Kids
23. It’s a Small World Wifi Internet
24. Get Your Own
25. Amish Rebel
26. Click and Die
27. Double Click to Connect
28. Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
29. Very Slow
30. You Will Regret This
31. Wi FiLecia
32. Rick Rolled
33. $1 per hour
34. The Internet
35. Clever Wifi is Clever
36. Fourth Floor Wifi
37. Reserved for Guests I Hate
38. No Connections Available
39. Connection Failed
40. Loading…
41. Please Wait…

NERDY

1. Bill Wi the Science Fi
2. A LANister Never Forgets
3. Winternet is Coming
4. House LANister
5. LANnisters Pay Their Debts
6. LANnisters Send Their Regards
7. You Shall Not Password
8. The Ping of the North
9. The Mad Ping
10. House of Black and Wifi
11. Comcasterly Rock
12. Lord of the Ping
13. One Wifi to Rule Them All
14. Routers of Rohan
15. Huge Tracts of LAN
16. The Black Links
17. The Force
18. May the Wi-Force Be With You
19. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
20. A long time ago…
21. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
22. 404 Network Unavailable
23. Alt-255
24. 8hz WAN IP
25. That’s What She SSID
26. Unregistered Hypercam 2
27. Spiderman’s World Wide Web
28. E=MC Square Dance
29. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wifi
30. A Linksys to the Past
31. Skynet
32. Your Wifi is in Another Castle
33. Occam’s Router
34. Troy and Abed in the Modem
35. hey its me ur wifi
36. Not A Pokestop
37. Wild Wifi Appeared
38. Banana Stand Money

HARRY POTTER

1. Hogwarts Hall of Wifi
2. rIP Hedwig
3. Common Room Wifi
4. Yer A Wifi Harry
5. Hagrid’s Hut
6. Accio Internet
7. Dumbledore’s IT Staff
8. Connecto Patronum
9. Squibs Only
10. Floo Network

STAR WARS

1. The Force
2. May the Wi-Force Be With You
3. Jar Jar Linksys
4. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
5. A long time ago…
6. Let the Wifi Win
7. I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
8. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
9. Forest Moon of Endor
10. Docking Bay 94

RANDOM PLACES

1. I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
2. Inigo the Modem
3. Usa Usa Usa Usa
4. Never gonna give you wifi
5. Two Girls One Router
6. MothersMaidenName
7. Password is Password
8. Password is Gullible
9. Upload the rain download in africa
10. The LAN down under
11. Spread the Wealth
12. Pretty Fly for a WiFi
13. I’m too sexy for WiFi
14. Enter the Dragon’s Wifi
15. You Click, I Pay
16. NSFW
17. Try Me
18. Full bars
19. Hide you wifi
20. Cup of sugar
21. Close your bathroom curtains
22. Work Only
23. Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
24. Battle of the Bandwidth
25. Work Hard Play Hard
26. Connect Automatically
27. VirusFree
28. VirusRUs
29. Missed Connections
30. You’re WiFired!
31. For Sale Inquire Within
32. Changed to Protect the Innocent
33. This Space Left Intentionally Blank
34. Scary Sporty Posh Ginger Baby
35. Thanks Obama
36. Simon Says No Wifi
37. Modem Family
38. Penny get your own wifi
39. Bedroom Drapes Open Please Watch Us
40. I Believe Wi can Fi
41. AOL Dialup
42. Your Brain On Drugs
43. Got Milk?
44. No Soup For You
45. Vandelay Industries
46. Recorded for quality and training purposes
47. Ready to Mingle
48. Bathroom Cam 2
49. We Were On A Break!
50. Herpes Positive
51. To Be or not to Be
52. Routy McRouterface
53. Big Busty Asians
54. Area 51
55. Brave Little Router
56. o==[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::>
57. Drop and give me 20
58. Clean your glasses!
59. Gone Catfishing
60. That itchy feeling
61. Cash is king
62. My Wifu
63. Free Public Wifi
64. Candy in the Van
65. ThatDressMakesYouLookFat
66. Capture the Lag
67. Go Go Gadget Internet
68. The Matrix
69. Shaken not Stirred
70. Cunnilinksys

INSPIRED BY PEOPLE

1. Chance the Router
2. Bill Wi, the Science Fi
3. Formerly Known as Prints
4. Art Vandelay
5. H.E. Pennypacker
6. Abraham Linksys
7. John Wilkes Bluetooth
8. Benjamin FrankLAN
9. Alexander Graham Belkin
10. Theodore Routervelt
11. Franklin Delano Routervelt
12. Vladimir Routin
13. Vladimir Computin
14. Linksys Lohan
15. Winona Router
16. John Claude WAN Damme
17. Ludwig WAN Beethoven
18. Abraham WAN Helsing
19. LAN Halen
20. LAN Morrison
21. Phillip J. WiFry
22. Iron LAN
23. SpiderLAN
24. LANdo Calrissian
25. Obi WAN Kenobi
26. Bilbo Laggins
27. Frodo Laggins
28. Torrent Gump
29. Hodor
30. Lord Voldemodem