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Funny WiFi Names

By Trent Bartley Oct 28, 2020 | 4:02 AM

     Sara and I have two WiFi networks at Home (we’re not STRONG sharers) “Searching….” and “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan”… can you guess whose is whose? Turbofuture has put together a SOLID list of eyebrow raisers.

FUNNY

  1. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
  2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
  3. Wi-Fight the Inevitable
  4. It Burns When IP
  5. Abraham Linksys
  6. Silence of the LAN
  7. Bandwidth Together
  8. Nacho Wifi
  9. No More Mister Wifi
  10. No LAN for the Wicked
  11. I Believe Wi Can Fi
  12. Where the Wild Pings Are
  13. New England Clam Router
  14. Go Go Router Rangers
  15. IP Steady Streams
  16. The Promised LAN
  17. PorqueFi
  18. The LAN Before Time
  19. Slower than Yo Momma
  20. LAN of Milk and Honey
  21. The LAN of the Free
  22. I Did Your Wifi Last Night
  23. Wi-Fight When We Can Make Love
  24. Wham Bam Thank You LAN
  25. Winter WonderLAN
  26. The Internet
  27. Click Here for Wifi
  28. Click Here to Download
  29. I Now Pronounce You Man and Wifi
  30. Move On
  31. IP a Lot
  32. Jump on the Bandwidth
  33. Bandwidth on the Run
  34. Not the Wifi You’re Looking For
  35. Titanic Syncing
  36. Get off my LAN
  37. This LAN Is My LAN
  38. This LAN is Your LAN
  39. Untrusted Network
  40. No Internet Access
  41. Connected, Secured
  42. Router? I Hardly Knew Her
  43. Who Pooped in the Pool
  44. Definitely Not Wifi
  45. Escaped Nigerian Prince
  46. Whose Car Alarm is That
  47. If I Had Your Wifi Wouldn’t Need Internet
  48. I Left the Seat Up
  49. Byte Me
  50. You Fart Pretty Loud

COOL

  1. Keep it on the Download
  2. Wu Tang LAN
  3. Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
  4. The Password is…
  5. Open Sesame
  6. Everyday I’m buffering
  7. Girls Gone Wireless
  8. Lag Out Loud
  9. Hit the Road Jack Input
  10. And Don’t You Come Back
  11. No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo
  12. Blind Sight
  13. Keep it on the download
  14. Wifi Fever
  15. Now you see me…
  16. Sweet Victory
  17. Life on the Line
  18. Cut the Wire
  19. Wi-Fi, do you love me?
  20. Since 1997
  21. AA Meeting
  22. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
  23. Final Fantasy Finally Finishes
  24. Pokemon Slo
  25. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  26. Modem Pole
  27. Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi
  28. Wi-Fry Chicken
  29. Lifeblood
  30. Living on the Wire
  31. Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN
  32. W^3
  33. Join My Bandwidth
  34. Wifi Art Thou Romeo
  35. Russian Hackers
  36. We’ve Got the Goods
  37. Guess Where We Live
  38. Is it me you’re looking for?
  39. 12C is the Loneliest Number
  40. Safe Levels of Radiation

CLEVER

  1. Panic at the Cisco
  2. Wi-Fight the Feeling
  3. IanTernet
  4. Cheeses Take the Wheel
  5. For Whom the Belkin Tolls
  6. RIP Net Neutrality
  7. Who What When Where WiFi
  8. Wi FI Fo Fum
  9. JackPott
  10. Printer Only
  11. Daily Bread
  12. Searching…
  13. One if by LAN…
  14. AAAAAAAAAA
  15. Wi of the Figer
  16. FBI Channel 90210
  17. FBI Van 13
  18. Surveillance Van
  19. Witness Protection
  20. Tell My Wifi Love Her
  21. Tell Your Wifi Love Her
  22. Your Wifi My Kids
  23. It’s a Small World Wifi Internet
  24. Get Your Own
  25. Amish Rebel
  26. Click and Die
  27. Double Click to Connect
  28. Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
  29. Very Slow
  30. You Will Regret This
  31. Wi FiLecia
  32. Rick Rolled
  33. $1 per hour
  34. The Internet
  35. Clever Wifi is Clever
  36. Fourth Floor Wifi
  37. Reserved for Guests I Hate
  38. No Connections Available
  39. Connection Failed
  40. Loading…
  41. Please Wait…

NERDY

  1. Bill Wi the Science Fi
  2. A LANister Never Forgets
  3. Winternet is Coming
  4. House LANister
  5. LANnisters Pay Their Debts
  6. LANnisters Send Their Regards
  7. You Shall Not Password
  8. The Ping of the North
  9. The Mad Ping
  10. House of Black and Wifi
  11. Comcasterly Rock
  12. Lord of the Ping
  13. One Wifi to Rule Them All
  14. Routers of Rohan
  15. Huge Tracts of LAN
  16. The Black Links
  17. The Force
  18. May the Wi-Force Be With You
  19. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
  20. A long time ago…
  21. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
  22. 404 Network Unavailable
  23. Alt-255
  24. 8hz WAN IP
  25. That’s What She SSID
  26. Unregistered Hypercam 2
  27. Spiderman’s World Wide Web
  28. E=MC Square Dance
  29. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wifi
  30. A Linksys to the Past
  31. Skynet
  32. Your Wifi is in Another Castle
  33. Occam’s Router
  34. Troy and Abed in the Modem
  35. hey its me ur wifi
  36. Not A Pokestop
  37. Wild Wifi Appeared
  38. Banana Stand Money

HARRY POTTER

  1. Hogwarts Hall of Wifi
  2. rIP Hedwig
  3. Common Room Wifi
  4. Yer A Wifi Harry
  5. Hagrid’s Hut
  6. Accio Internet
  7. Dumbledore’s IT Staff
  8. Connecto Patronum
  9. Squibs Only
  10. Floo Network

STAR WARS

  1. The Force
  2. May the Wi-Force Be With You
  3. Jar Jar Linksys
  4. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
  5. A long time ago…
  6. Let the Wifi Win
  7. I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
  8. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
  9. Forest Moon of Endor
  10. Docking Bay 94

RANDOM PLACES

  1. I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
  2. Inigo the Modem
  3. Usa Usa Usa Usa
  4. Never gonna give you wifi
  5. Two Girls One Router
  6. MothersMaidenName
  7. Password is Password
  8. Password is Gullible
  9. Upload the rain download in africa
  10. The LAN down under
  11. Spread the Wealth
  12. Pretty Fly for a WiFi
  13. I’m too sexy for WiFi
  14. Enter the Dragon’s Wifi
  15. You Click, I Pay
  16. NSFW
  17. Try Me
  18. Full bars
  19. Hide you wifi
  20. Cup of sugar
  21. Close your bathroom curtains
  22. Work Only
  23. Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
  24. Battle of the Bandwidth
  25. Work Hard Play Hard
  26. Connect Automatically
  27. VirusFree
  28. VirusRUs
  29. Missed Connections
  30. You’re WiFired!
  31. For Sale Inquire Within
  32. Changed to Protect the Innocent
  33. This Space Left Intentionally Blank
  34. Scary Sporty Posh Ginger Baby
  35. Thanks Obama
  36. Simon Says No Wifi
  37. Modem Family
  38. Penny get your own wifi
  39. Bedroom Drapes Open Please Watch Us
  40. I Believe Wi can Fi
  41. AOL Dialup
  42. Your Brain On Drugs
  43. Got Milk?
  44. No Soup For You
  45. Vandelay Industries
  46. Recorded for quality and training purposes
  47. Ready to Mingle
  48. Bathroom Cam 2
  49. We Were On A Break!
  50. Herpes Positive
  51. To Be or not to Be
  52. Routy McRouterface
  53. Big Busty Asians
  54. Area 51
  55. Brave Little Router
  56. o==[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  57. Drop and give me 20
  58. Clean your glasses!
  59. Gone Catfishing
  60. That itchy feeling
  61. Cash is king
  62. My Wifu
  63. Free Public Wifi
  64. Candy in the Van
  65. ThatDressMakesYouLookFat
  66. Capture the Lag
  67. Go Go Gadget Internet
  68. The Matrix
  69. Shaken not Stirred
  70. Cunnilinksys

INSPIRED BY PEOPLE

  1. Chance the Router
  2. Bill Wi, the Science Fi
  3. Formerly Known as Prints
  4. Art Vandelay
  5. H.E. Pennypacker
  6. Abraham Linksys
  7. John Wilkes Bluetooth
  8. Benjamin FrankLAN
  9. Alexander Graham Belkin
  10. Theodore Routervelt
  11. Franklin Delano Routervelt
  12. Vladimir Routin
  13. Vladimir Computin
  14. Linksys Lohan
  15. Winona Router
  16. John Claude WAN Damme
  17. Ludwig WAN Beethoven
  18. Abraham WAN Helsing
  19. LAN Halen
  20. LAN Morrison
  21. Phillip J. WiFry
  22. Iron LAN
  23. SpiderLAN
  24. LANdo Calrissian
  25. Obi WAN Kenobi
  26. Bilbo Laggins
  27. Frodo Laggins
  28. Torrent Gump
  29. Hodor
  30. Lord Voldemodem

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