Manitoba has a major problem. It’s not COVID-related, it’s not about our hygiene, and it’s surprisingly not about Brian Pallister. Since the start of the pandemic over a year ago, more and more people have been spending time outdoors. You’d think that would mean that Manitobans, much like the rest of Canada, would be spotting more UFOs. Unfortunately, it seems like Manitobans are getting the short end of the stick when it comes to alien sightings.
New information has come to light revealing that out of every province and territory in the great country we live in that is Canada, Manitoba has seen a decrease in UFO sightings in the last year, whereas the rest of Canada is thriving with more and more! Out of 900,000 calls to emergency services in Alberta last year they’ve seen more and more stand-out calls about UFOs.
I don’t wanna point fingers at anyone here, but I gotta say if aliens are avoiding Manitoba for one specific reason, it can only be because of Brian Pallister. I mean, what else could it be? What does Alberta have that we don’t? What does Ontario have? You’re telling me aliens are on better terms with Jason Kenney and Doug Ford? Damn it Pallister. Damn it.
